accio hufflepuff!

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Hoss Jaeger - Sneak Into the Slytherin Common Room

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Sneak into the Slytherin common room
It’s all doom and gloom like a haunted tomb
Light a fire in the place ‘cos it’s cold as balls
We’ll hang crepe paper all up on these drippin walls
And write affirmations on their green blackboard
Get our flutes out and lutes out and strum a chord
We don’t mean to be rude, we don’t mean to be glib
But we gon muddy all the blood up in this pureblood crib

SNEAK INTO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM

Sneak into the Ravenclaw common room
We ain’t dumb ‘cos we’re Puffs— yeah, way to assume
We solve the riddle in a minute, bust down the door
Bring the bookworms out to party in the corridor
Then we sneak into the Gryffindor common room
Bribe the fat lady with a portabello mushroom
Brave lion hearts already drunk as shit
It ain’t too tough to lure them to the bas-e-ment

And we bring ‘em to the Slytherin common room
Hibernators wake up! Your bodies have been exhumed
Get costumed, get dancin and we’ll cast some charms
We’re gonna take our quills out and write love on your arms
Not all the bad wizards, just all the sad wizards come from Slytherin
A dungeon so dark and dingy you can wither in it
And your rich parents clearly didn’t love you enough
All you need is a hug from a Hufflepuff

No one understands our love
Even though you fit me like a glove made of dragonskin
(Even though I’m a vegetarian) Regardless
No one understands our ship
Like a stone on the lake we’re gonna sink or skip
(I give and you take, it’s far from fair)
But it works for us, we’re my one true pair

SNEAK INTO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM
THROW A BADGER IN THE HOLE AND MAKE IT GO BOOM